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DEB'S CRAZY GRANDMA

Thu, 27 May 2010 10:52:48 -0400

Me: How do you know when it’s true love?
Grandma: If you are willing to take his half-chewed food from his mouth and finish eating it, that’s true love.
Me: Eeeew!
Grandma: It’s true! Why the first time I laid eyes on your grandfather, I told myself, ‘For that boy, I’d swallow’.

"PAISLEY’S CRAZY DAD While eating chocolate pudding. Dad: Awesome! Its like poop only better!"

Thu, 27 May 2010 10:22:48 -0400

“PAISLEY’S CRAZY DAD
While eating chocolate pudding.
Dad: Awesome! Its like poop only better!”

"PHEO’S CRAZY GRANDAD SAID (87-year old senile Granddad took out way too much cash for our..."

Thu, 27 May 2010 09:25:48 -0400

“PHEO’S CRAZY GRANDAD SAID
(87-year old senile Granddad took out way too much cash for our Christmas presents)
My brother (jokingly): Now don’t go spend it all on hookers and gambling, grandpa.
Grandpa (firmly): There is plenty, I assure you!”

IN YOUR FACE! xxx

Thu, 27 May 2010 09:08:47 -0400

IN YOUR FACE!

xxx

LETS RECYCLE! xxx

Thu, 27 May 2010 08:48:47 -0400

LETS RECYCLE!

xxx

YES I GOT MY MONEYY xxx

Thu, 27 May 2010 08:22:47 -0400

YES I GOT MY MONEYY

xxx

i ♥ u < rainbows + unicorns xxx

Thu, 27 May 2010 07:52:48 -0400

i ♥ u < rainbows + unicorns

xxx

pacman ghosts ♥♥♥ xxx

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pacman ghosts ♥♥♥

xxx

nice view huh ;) xxx

Thu, 27 May 2010 06:52:47 -0400

nice view huh ;)

xxx

:)

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IT IS POSSIBLE TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!

Wed, 26 May 2010 03:27:47 -0400

IT IS POSSIBLE TO LICK YOUR ELBOW!

"Baby Koalas eat their mom’s poop. The undeveloped digestive systems of baby koalas are not..."

Wed, 26 May 2010 03:10:48 -0400

“

Baby Koalas eat their mom’s poop.

The undeveloped digestive systems of baby koalas are not able to process the vegetation that koalas normally eat. They need a bacteria present in their mother’s feces in order to properly digest it. The scientific word for eating poop is “Coprophagia”.

”

- http://www.omg-facts.com

"Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY..."

Wed, 26 May 2010 02:52:48 -0400

“

Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top of your mouth. TRY IT.

The sensation of tickling is important to have. It’s similar to the feeling of having bugs or spiders crawling on you. The reaction you have to being tickled is important to keep those kind of animals from crawling on you.

You tickle mostly because of surprise. Even if you know you’re about to be tickled, you don’t necessarily know where, so you react by being ticklish. When you try to tickle yourself, it usually doesn’t work because your brain already knows how you’re going to do it. You can’t tickle yourself because you can’t surprise yourself.

Possibly because the roof of your mouth isn’t used to being touched like that, it still tickles if you touch the roof of your mouth.

”

- http://www.omg-facts.com

Smallest "Country" In The World

Wed, 26 May 2010 02:22:48 -0400

Sealand claims to be the smallest“country” in the world. It’s not even made out of land.

The Principality of Sealand is officially a “micronation”, which is “an entity that resembles a nation or a state, but which for the most part exists only on paper, on the Internet, or in the mind of its creator”. Sealand earns the dubious title of smallest country, with only 550 square meters of area. It’s really just an old WWII anti-aircraft platform 7 miles off the English coast.

The Principality of Sealand was founded in 1976 when British Army Major Paddy Roy Bates occupied the old platform and formally declared independence. The independent status of Sealand has never been recognized by any other nation, and it has only been consistently inhabited by Bates and his family. Bates and his wife go by Prince Roy and Princess Joan.

Despite the small size of Sealand, it has gone through a civil war in 1978. It also once burned down in 2006. Also, BitTorrent site The Pirate Bay once tried to buy Sealand in 2007.

"Oysters can change genders back and forth."

Wed, 26 May 2010 01:52:47 -0400

“Oysters can change genders back and forth.”

- http://www.omg-facts.com

"The #1 most shoplifted book of all time? THE BIBLE."

Wed, 26 May 2010 01:22:48 -0400

“The #1 most shoplifted book of all time? THE BIBLE.”

- http://www.omg-facts.com

"Put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it. You won’t be able to..."

Wed, 26 May 2010 00:52:47 -0400

“Put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it. You won’t be able to drink through either straw. Try it!”

- http://www.omg-facts.com/

ronald mcdonald in police car? then who serves me mcdonalds...

Wed, 26 May 2010 00:22:48 -0400

ronald mcdonald in police car? then who serves me mcdonalds now!?

yellow curved fruit = banana my 4 year old sister can do better...

Tue, 25 May 2010 23:22:48 -0400

yellow curved fruit = banana

my 4 year old sister can do better than that.

xxx

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