May 2010
64 posts
DEB'S CRAZY GRANDMA
Me: How do you know when it’s true love?
Grandma: If you are willing to take his half-chewed food from his mouth and finish eating it, that’s true love.
Me: Eeeew!
Grandma: It’s true! Why the first time I laid eyes on your grandfather, I told myself, ‘For that boy, I’d swallow’.
“PAISLEY’S CRAZY DAD
While eating chocolate pudding.
Dad: Awesome! Its...”
“PHEO’S CRAZY GRANDAD SAID
(87-year old senile Granddad took out way too...”
“Baby Koalas eat their mom’s poop.
The undeveloped digestive systems of...”
– http://www.omg-facts.com
“Yes, you CAN tickle YOURSELF! The only place you can tickle yourself is the top...”
– http://www.omg-facts.com
Smallest "Country" In The World
Sealand claims to be the smallest“country” in the world. It’s not even made out of land. The Principality of Sealand is officially a “micronation”, which is “an entity that resembles a nation or a state, but which for the most part exists only on paper, on the Internet, or in the mind of its creator”. Sealand earns the dubious title of smallest country,...
“Oysters can change genders back and forth.”
– http://www.omg-facts.com
“The #1 most shoplifted book of all time? THE BIBLE.”
– http://www.omg-facts.com
“Put two straws in your mouth: one inside a drink and one outside it. You...”
– http://www.omg-facts.com/
Watchexercise machines and yoga don’t match baby.
xxx
“Today, while at my boyfriend’s house, I was using his computer. I noticed...”
– http://www.fmylife.com/love/10736273
LoveGivesMeHope♥♥♥
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lovegivesmehope:
(From MLIA) “Today, my mom had a baby girl. Emma Louise, no boy will ever hurt you, ‘cause if they do, you have 9 older brothers who will ruin the chances of that kid ever reproducing. Love, your eldest brother.” LGMH
