DEB'S CRAZY GRANDMA
Me:
How do you know when it’s true love?
Grandma:
If you are willing to take his half-chewed food from his mouth and finish eating it, that’s true love.
Me:
Eeeew!
Grandma:
It’s true! Why the first time I laid eyes on your grandfather, I told myself, ‘For that boy, I’d swallow’.
PAISLEY’S CRAZY DAD
While eating chocolate pudding.
Dad: Awesome! Its like poop only better!
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PHEO’S CRAZY GRANDAD SAID
(87-year old senile Granddad took out way too much cash for our Christmas presents)
My brother (jokingly): Now don’t go spend it all on hookers and gambling, grandpa.
Grandpa (firmly): There is plenty, I assure you!
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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
